I mean really, who can actually sit down and watch Jerry Springer or Maury? I know that when I am home, I am guilty of turning it on and watching it, but I also lose a few brain cells. In fact, I think that I lose more watching those shows than I did when I was out partying/drinking all night long. Ahhhh the college days. I also wonder where in the world do they find these type of people who will actually go on tv. You know the ones . . . the ones who find out that their spouse cheated on them with a toothless barmaid from the local trailer park, their date for the prom was a goat, he does not know that I am a transvestite even though we've had sex, etc. Oh, and the whole showing tatas for beads thing is just stupid. I'm from New Orleans and those beads do not cost that much. Show a pair of beads to a stipper and they'd laugh in your face.
Where exactly does Maury find these people who have had 7 DNA tests and none of the guys that have been brought on tv were the father. "I swear, Maury, I was only with him. My baby gots his ears, his forehead and his toeses." How do they come to that conclusion, I have no clue either. Only to have the results come in and "Suckah who slept with ignorant imbred queen of the trailer park/ghetto, you are NOT the father." Then you watch that same woman run off crying like she just lost the lottery (well, she kinda did if you think about it. The baby child support lottery).
Then there is the one who swears that this guy IS the father. Fails to mention that she was still sleeping with her ex-boyfriend while with this new guy. New guy allegedly knocks up this chick. She swears that it is new guys because ex-boyfriend shoots blanks. DNA test comes back that new guy (who got suckered into marriage and is raising the poor kid as his own) is NOT the father. It is, indeed, the ex-boyfriend's. WOW.
Not to mention the girl who is 21 and on baby number four. WTF? Ever heard of birth control? I've heard that they give it out monthly at the free clinic. I watch "Teen Mom" and I am sure that you do to. Piss in a cup once a month and get a free pack of pills. Not that hard, right?
I guess that I will never understand the white trash/ghetto way of doing things. I will also not get those hours of my life back that I lost watching those shows either. I find that it is like a bad accident. You know that you need to look away, but you cannot help but watch/stare.
Where exactly does Maury find these people who have had 7 DNA tests and none of the guys that have been brought on tv were the father. "I swear, Maury, I was only with him. My baby gots his ears, his forehead and his toeses." How do they come to that conclusion, I have no clue either. Only to have the results come in and "Suckah who slept with ignorant imbred queen of the trailer park/ghetto, you are NOT the father." Then you watch that same woman run off crying like she just lost the lottery (well, she kinda did if you think about it. The baby child support lottery).
Then there is the one who swears that this guy IS the father. Fails to mention that she was still sleeping with her ex-boyfriend while with this new guy. New guy allegedly knocks up this chick. She swears that it is new guys because ex-boyfriend shoots blanks. DNA test comes back that new guy (who got suckered into marriage and is raising the poor kid as his own) is NOT the father. It is, indeed, the ex-boyfriend's. WOW.
Not to mention the girl who is 21 and on baby number four. WTF? Ever heard of birth control? I've heard that they give it out monthly at the free clinic. I watch "Teen Mom" and I am sure that you do to. Piss in a cup once a month and get a free pack of pills. Not that hard, right?
I guess that I will never understand the white trash/ghetto way of doing things. I will also not get those hours of my life back that I lost watching those shows either. I find that it is like a bad accident. You know that you need to look away, but you cannot help but watch/stare.
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